Wrap Your Own Damn Present lyrics

Chorus
Wrap your own dang presents(x2)
And all of u can ride a one horse
Open slay that goes to heck

What happened in quahog?
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The tv fell on brian
Louis had a fit
Stewie killed santa

What else?

Meg got even uglier
Chris got even stupider
And what did peter frickin' do now

Chorus (x2)